Do n’t take heed to the naysayers . The zombie apocalypseis material — and imminent . Fortunately , Tiger Log Cabinsis on your side with a state - of - the - art , high - tech Zombie Fortification Cabin . Because those goddamn trick - or - treaters zombies never endure a chance .
The bastioned cabin — which can be all yours for the down in the mouth , one - sentence price of $ 113,223 ( or $ 146,000 if you form for installation , cameras , solar panels , and riot gear)—includes everything you could ever possibly need to stand off those reprehensible , confect - cadge brain - eat monsters — and a lot of clobber you almost decidedly wo n’t postulate .
The entire inclination of features is as survey :
10 year anti - zombie guarantee
Upper deck of cards with 360 grade advantage point + hightail it hatch
Re - enforce slit windows , walls and door
burry conducting wire surround
Arsenal storage unit for weaponry
Garden Section to grow vegetable
Toilet System
Kitchen Area with Microwave
Living area with tv set , Xbox and Sound system Turntables
Big bear water cannon
Search lights
Security cameras
fire throwers
Riot shelter outfit
Solar panels
And while , thus far , no one has in reality had the foresight necessary tobuy one of these post - apocalyptical safehouses , that has n’t cease the internet from doing what it does best — offering sentiment . Most of the reviews on the cabin ’s web site have indeed been prescribed . For example , user Shaun of the dead writes :
The ‘ Winchester ’ of Log Cabins . In my time I ’ve had small respect as an electronics store employee , with no real direction in life . But when I buy this Zombie proof log cabin I became the envy of all my neighbour ! It ’s crowing enough for me as well as my girlfriend and rather vulgar unemployed best supporter ( who could quite well be mistaken for a zombie ! ) . With this , any possible zombie Revelation of Saint John the Divine which could overmaster the town , I ’ll have a nice cupful of tea and wait for it all to blow over .
Butuser Roger Rotter the Zombiehad a markedly different experience :
I formally HATE this zombie proof log cabin ! ! Having cast our way through the Edwin Herbert Land mines , in just about one piece , a cluster of us avoided the flamethrower and made it to the walls . No matter what we try out ( eating through the walls , climbing to the cap etc ) we just could n’t break in . regrettably , as metre wore on it became obvious this was a lost case and some 28 days later we pass on up . I have been forced therefore to place this production 1 out of 5 – to clear up any disarray this is NOT suitable for zombies ! ! !
Still , better safe than sorry . So if you have a few hundred thousand dollar to spare and a antipathy for being troubled for confect eat , you ’ve bring about three more days to clean up one of these defective male child before calamity ten-strike . Game on , children zombie . [ Tiger Log CabinsviaThe Daily Mail ]
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