Yeah , you ’ve all heard about how speculative movies like Battlefield Earth and Blonde Ambition are , but this one makes both of those look like Citizen Kane . The Monster of Camp Sunshine was one of the nudist exploitation film that came out in the sixties , and it have uncollectible performing , an tongue-tied plot , mutant freak , mad ( or dumb ) scientist , and a lot of naked flesh . mark off out our NSFW clip , and a summation of everything you need to know about this reverence - inspiring motion picture .
We ’ve broken the hour - prospicient movie down to its secure part in the picture above , while trying to maintain some semblance of a story . However , since it still does n’t make much sense ( although it seems a stack decipherable than the whole film ) , we ’ll break it down for you .
The grooviest part of the movie are the scuttle credits , which really feature some Terry Gilliam - esque animations . If the whole film had been done this way , we might have loved it .
A scientist circumstantially trump up a serum that unleash the “ killer inherent aptitude ” in lab rats . They assail his assistant , and chase after her inexplicably out a window . He keep open her as she dangles from the ledge . What a hero
The scientist takes the serum in a childlike Mason jolt down the the sea , and toss it in to get rid of the grounds . But not before use up a vast puff of air of the content . ripe quarantine procedures , doc .
The blood serum end up in a shopping bag , and gets catch by a local fisherman . He decides to hang onto the jarful ( what ? ) and admit it to another fishing location , this time in a stream in the woods .
Whoops , he pick apart the jolt into the stream where it smash to piece . A few feet downstream , the weird gardener at a nudist camp imbibe some of the serum - lace water . It makes him crabby and grumpy , so his blonde sister chain him up in a shed . You know , just like a Doctor of the Church would recommend .
The lab helper and her fashion mannequin roommate both turn out to ( surprise ! ) be members of the nudist bivouac , and they make out in for a company weekend to celebrate their champion Claire ’s birthday .
The monster , enrage by barren flesh we suppose , bout loose from his Chain and sets off with his newly ugly mutant grimace and an ax in search of nubile flesh .
A call gets put in to a bored military commander who brings the horse , and they blow the pitiable goliath to bits . Actually , a very small bit . They twist him into a rock or … something .
The group is momentarily sad , but then point out that the Lord’s Day is coming out , so they ransack off and enjoy life once again in the nude , and now monster - innocent .
And there you have the defenseless horror of The Monster of Camp Sunshine . If io9 ever gets locked in an orbital artificial satellite and forced to see terrible picture , I go for this is the first one they push on us . Never will you see so many bored looking naked people in one place , smoke so many cigarettes . Ah , the sixties . Time traveling , we really demand you now .
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