Bill Gates and Steve Jobs , along with their Apple commercial alter egotism , have enjoyed their share of repressed sexual tension enmity / rage . Today , through the help of everyone ’s favorite online gremlin terpsichore prick , they put all the chinchy geek stab away in honor of the season .

On a side note , would n’t it be great to watch Mac / give out strong actor Justin Long induce Christmas dinner with Steve Jobs and Bruce Willis ? Imagine Jobs ask Willis to pass the gravy , then Willis just staring through the Cupertino giant , like he ’s Ashton Kutcher ask for a second methamphetamine hydrochloride of Milk River , the creamy condensation still glistening on his sassing .

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