We ’ve get a long wait until Game of Thrones return next March … but dread not ! sequence of Game of Bones , the porn put-on from director Lee Roy Myers , will begin appearing on the World Wide Web in just a couple of weeks . ( Including a female Joffrey ! ) We ’ve nonplus the first undivided teaser and dramatis personae photos , plus an interview with Myers .
Scroll down to see cast photos for Game of Bones : Winter is Cumming , which debuts its first episode onWoodRocket.comon Oct. 25 . Not image , according to Myers , are “ pornified ” versions of Varys , Tyrion Lannister , Jorah Mormont , and King Joffrey , “ wreak by a effectual - aged female . ”
Margaery Tyrell play by Aaliyah Love
We talked to Myers , who also did a Buffy the Vampire Slayer porn takeoff , about creating the first Game of Thrones pornography spoof :
Were there any ideas for the Game of Thrones porno that seemed too wrong or evil to do ?
Yes . The whole Cersei & Jaime Lannister , brother and sister intimate relationship is taboo . At WoodRocket , we typically try out and avoid incest as a running theme in porn .
And then did you go ahead and do them anyway ?
Not on the button . But we do acknowledge it . It ’s a huge part of the series , and if we ca n’t discuss it , we should probably choose different source stuff . perchance something less controversial , like Oldboy or A Serbian Film or Smurfs 2 .
Given how often the first couplet seasons of Game of Thrones would employ sex scene to rabbit on exposition , did you experiment with having pornstars recite random plot of land item from the series while they were screwing on CRT screen ?
Of course ! What ’s a sexual activity scene without , “ Ooohs ” and “ awwws ” and “ Robb , maybe not going through with your agreed upon marriage was a mistake ” ?
Robb Stark ( Tommy Pistol ) and Talisa ( Dana DeArmond )
Is your Iron Throne made out of dildos ? Please say yes .
Yes . Thank you for the suggestion , by the way of life .
Westeros is a feudalistic kingdom that is attempting to modernize and move toward the rule of law in the face of entrenched power social system , and this unconscious process is complicated by the issue of magic . How do you feel X - grass gender scenes can aid to illuminate these theme ?
gender is key to win war and drop off wars . And while the series tally dialog to reveal this or a little nudity , we can research this more fully . We get to diffuse the story . And we will also show magic .
Is there an cristal - rated version of “ the man who passes the judgement must swing the brand ? ” Who does Ned Stark hook up with , anyway ?
Nope . We are focusing on the latest season of the tv series . We find that despite Ned Stark ’s beheading making for some effective and sexy word - drama , the visuals would probably gross some mass out .
Cersei , play by Tanya Tate , and Margaery Tyrell played by Aaliyah Love
What was the uncanny pairing you come up with ? Any pairing that are totally not in the books or TV serial ?
As fans of the show , myself and my co - author Audrey Palmer , we did n’t need to drift too far from what the original story did . It ’s a parody , but we also want to give viewers the characters that they want to see having sex , having sexual urge . But , I do n’t want to give too much away . You ’ll have to tune in to find out who is schtupping who . I will throw away out there that the Red Wedding is now anything but a white marriage .
Are you going to show us precisely what Podrick did that was so with child ?
Yes .
Does Daenerys wipe out a gymnastic horse spirit ? Or is there something else along those occupation ?
Along those lines : she does stick something in her mouth .
Now that you knowHustler is also make a Game of Thrones porno burlesque , do you feel supererogatory insistency to one - up Axel Braun ? Is there a sense in which if you play the Game of Porn , you gain or you die ?
There will soon be TWO competing Game of Thrones porn spoofs
Sorry there ’s no real drama here . No game to play . We will do our version and then they will do theirs . I ’m certain that both will be great . Of naturally , ours will add up out sooner and you could ascertain it for free on our web site , WoodRocket.com .
Actually , add up to remember of it , how do you work the “ profits or die ” motto into something fittingly porntastic ?
I ’d go with , “ Win or Die … or Fuck ”
How hard was it to make exercise set that were reminiscent of the sets in the tv set show ? What was the hard fix to retrace ?
It was very hard capturing the medieval computer architecture calculate on a budget . But I am positive that people will appreciate the point of attention we paid to the contingent . specially when they see the Throne Room . masses are go to muck up their lots when they see that solidifying .
And here are some more undivided ( and work - secure ! ) cast exposure :
Cersei diddle by Tanya Tate
Jon Snow played by James Deen
Daenerys Targaryen played by Anikka Albrite , and Daario Naharis played by Aaron Wilcox
Daenerys Targaryen play by Anikka Albrite
Robb Stark fiddle by Tommy Pistol
Talisa work by Dana DeArmond
Ygritte played by Claire Robbins
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