01of 20Kevin Mazur/WireImage"That girl is like crack cocaine to me…Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm."–John Mayer, oversharing on his former girlfriend, toPlayboy"He’ll never have this napalm again."–Jessica Simpson,firing backonThe View
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“That girl is like crack cocaine to me…Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm."–John Mayer, oversharing on his former girlfriend, toPlayboy
“He’ll never have this napalm again."–Jessica Simpson,firing backonThe View
02of 20Kevin Perkins/Pacific Coast News"I will never have surgery again."– Self-proclaimedplastic surgery addictHeidi Montag,to PEOPLE
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“I will never have surgery again."– Self-proclaimedplastic surgery addictHeidi Montag,to PEOPLE
03of 20David McNew/Getty"The only ‘bookings’ that i’m familiar with are Disney Films, never thought that i’d be ‘booking’ into Jail… eeeks."–Lindsay Lohan,beforespending less than a day in jail, on Twitter
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“The only ‘bookings’ that i’m familiar with are Disney Films, never thought that i’d be ‘booking’ into Jail… eeeks."–Lindsay Lohan,beforespending less than a day in jail, on Twitter
04of 20"When I first heard about the campaign to get me to hostSaturday Night Live, I didn’t know what Facebook was. And now that I do know what it is, I have to say it sounds like a huge waste of time."– 88-year-old It girlBetty White,giving a shout-out to the social network during herSNLmonologue
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“When I first heard about the campaign to get me to hostSaturday Night Live, I didn’t know what Facebook was. And now that I do know what it is, I have to say it sounds like a huge waste of time."– 88-year-old It girlBetty White,giving a shout-out to the social network during herSNLmonologue
05of 20Coutesy Justin Bieber"I’m getting death threats. This is unBeliebable!!!"–Kim Kardashian,who became atarget of Justin Bieber fansafter thetween heartthrobjokingly referred to her as his girlfriend in a Twitter pic
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“I’m getting death threats. This is unBeliebable!!!"–Kim Kardashian,who became atarget of Justin Bieber fansafter thetween heartthrobjokingly referred to her as his girlfriend in a Twitter pic
06of 20Mark Davis/CBS/Landov"When I wake up in the morning, I feel just like any other insecure 24-year-old girl. Then I say, ‘Bitch, you’re Lady Gaga, you get up and walk the walk today.'"–Lady Gaga,toRolling Stone
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“When I wake up in the morning, I feel just like any other insecure 24-year-old girl. Then I say, ‘Bitch, you’re Lady Gaga, you get up and walk the walk today.'"–Lady Gaga,toRolling Stone
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08of 20"You are a fame whore is what you are."–The Bachelor’sVienna Girardi,responding to her exJake Pavelka’s disgust with her, on aBachelorspecialfollowing their split
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“You are a fame whore is what you are."–The Bachelor’sVienna Girardi,responding to her exJake Pavelka’s disgust with her, on aBachelorspecialfollowing their split
09of 20Noel Vasquez/Getty"I had a show. Then I had a different show. Now I have a Twitter account."–Conan O’Brien’s bio description on his Twitter account afterNBC gaveThe Tonight Showback to Jay Leno
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“I had a show. Then I had a different show. Now I have a Twitter account."–Conan O’Brien’s bio description on his Twitter account afterNBC gaveThe Tonight Showback to Jay Leno
10of 20Jason Merritt/Getty; Frank Polich/Bloomberg News/Landov"I know he knows who I am… He has to stop lying."–Jersey Shore’sNicole “Snooki” Polizzi,calling outPresidentBarack Obamaon his claim that he isn’t familiar with the pint-size reality star, to E! online
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“I know he knows who I am… He has to stop lying."–Jersey Shore’sNicole “Snooki” Polizzi,calling outPresidentBarack Obamaon his claim that he isn’t familiar with the pint-size reality star, to E! online
11of 20Scott Harrison/Retna"I wasn’t a druggie stripper. I was a very good person doing it."–PlayboyPlaymate-turned-authorKendra Wilkinson,sharing details fromher memoirSliding into Home, on theTodayshow
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“I wasn’t a druggie stripper. I was a very good person doing it."–PlayboyPlaymate-turned-authorKendra Wilkinson,sharing details fromher memoirSliding into Home, on theTodayshow
12of 20Orlando Garcia/JPI"It’s the performance of his career."– DirectorCasey Affleck,admitting that his “documentary” featuring a wacked-outJoaquin Phoenixwas really a mockumentary, to theNew York Times
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“It’s the performance of his career."– DirectorCasey Affleck,admitting that his “documentary” featuring a wacked-outJoaquin Phoenixwas really a mockumentary, to theNew York Times
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14of 20Landov"Katy is sexy, which is good because if I don’t have an orgasm every 15 or 16 minutes, I can become very difficult."–Russell Brand,before saying “I do” to new wifeKaty Perry,toParademagazine
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“Katy is sexy, which is good because if I don’t have an orgasm every 15 or 16 minutes, I can become very difficult."–Russell Brand,before saying “I do” to new wifeKaty Perry,toParademagazine
15of 20Flynet"If my sons [Sean and Jayden] told me they wanted to be in the entertainment business, I’d lock them in their rooms until they turned 30."–Britney Spears,toCosmopolitan
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“If my sons [Sean and Jayden] told me they wanted to be in the entertainment business, I’d lock them in their rooms until they turned 30."–Britney Spears,toCosmopolitan
16of 20George Burns/Harpo Productions"We’re going to Australia!"–Oprah Winfrey,kicking off the final season of her talk show with herbiggest audience giveaway yet
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“We’re going to Australia!"–Oprah Winfrey,kicking off the final season of her talk show with herbiggest audience giveaway yet
17of 20Jason Merritt/Getty"I’ve heard a lot about these places, mostly from rap music. They’re supposed to be pretty reputable, right? So I envisioned myself on a nice couch in stunna shades with T-Pain and Usher making it rain money. And it just wasn’t like that."–Zac Efron,‘fessing up to a strip club visit withHSMcostarCorbin Bleu,onJimmy Kimmel Live!
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“I’ve heard a lot about these places, mostly from rap music. They’re supposed to be pretty reputable, right? So I envisioned myself on a nice couch in stunna shades with T-Pain and Usher making it rain money. And it just wasn’t like that."–Zac Efron,‘fessing up to a strip club visit withHSMcostarCorbin Bleu,onJimmy Kimmel Live!
18of 20Jon Mckee/Retna"I was acting my way through the whole thing."–Jeremy London,recallinghow he survived his alleged abduction, to PEOPLE
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“I was acting my way through the whole thing."–Jeremy London,recallinghow he survived his alleged abduction, to PEOPLE
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20of 20INF"I’msonot winning an Oscar."–Sandra Bullock,a month beforeher Academy Award victoryforThe Blind Side,to reporters at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
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“I’msonot winning an Oscar."–Sandra Bullock,a month beforeher Academy Award victoryforThe Blind Side,to reporters at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
source: people.com
